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Qualifying Results

Five drivers enter the 2026 Tropicana 400 with an advantage of the Gods! Ryan Heuser, Alex Crapser, John Battista, Zakk Miller and Markell Murphy could each fall into a sewer hole, live off the drainage-liquids for a full month, and still make the Chase. Everyone behind them still endures the struggle. Dakota Wilkins dropped from 3rd to 13th in points after Talladega. On the opposite end, John Tharp went from a virtual outcast up to 15th with three straight top-6's, hoping to keep Toyota's factory support in line for 2027. Two-time reigning Champion CFM Motorsports is well behind the eight-ball. Hell, they are behind the cue ball! Timothy McDonnell dropped to 19th after two-straight finishes outside the top-40. Johnny Reed Foley hasn't returned to form as quickly as some hoped, still mired directly behind in 20th. With Markell Murphy, Logan Sheets and Chauncey Redmond Jr. currently inside the bubble, the Extravaganza "Old Guns" could finally fall to the wayside. Look for Rick Jackson, Dave Miller and Ken Pettit to counter-attack in the Tropicana 400!

Chauncey Redmond Jr. dominates the arena! The greatest stretch of his Extravaganza career started at Bristol, finishing inside the top-16 in ten of his last eleven events. The #64 Wizards of Speed Chevrolet jumped from 32nd to 8th in the standings during their "magnum opus" stretch, looking more like John Wayne and less like Shemp. Their third career victory at Gateway set the tone, beating veterans Craig Lee, Ryan Heuser, Zakk Miller and John Tharp in immaculate style! Only points leader Ryan Heuser has looked more dominant during the second-half of the year. Wizards of Speed teammate Molemar Diggs also looks smooth, decimating the competition with four-straight top-11's. They will start 14th and 38th for the Tropicana 400.

Friday, August 14th, 4:00 ET

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"The best thing to do at Daytona is watch the hub-caps rust." That's what Steven Spears said to his blood-relative Spencer as they entered the turn-4 tunnel on Thursday. The #65 Team Danger Zone Mello Yello Mustang has struggled here in recent years, finishing no better than 28th in his last eight starts. His teammate Markell Murphy won the last two events, leaving many to wonder where the difference in speed lies. "The metal in my toe helps me push the gas good and hard!" exclaimed Murphy, referring to the pin he received in a teenage ski accident. Hopefully he can re-capture his Championship form tonight.

Race Results

Points Standings

Race Recap

The first Nexus Network telecast begins! From Daytona in July through Homestead in November, Brad Capers, Steven Spock, Randy Orb, Dale Rosendaul and "Stormin" Norman Hill bring you the countdown to the 2026 Championship. Hill's love for the sport landed him a career as tire changer for Jason Grove during the Budweiser days. Unfortunately, a pit stop during the 2008 Coca-Cola 600 that began in sunlight and ended in the dark lost him his job. He became a reporter from there, earning the trust of race teams for nearly two decades before landing this television gig.

The green flag waves! Pole-sitter Logan Sheets hopes to make it two-in-a-row. He fuel-mileaged a victory at Sonoma the same way Markell Murphy won the Coke-Zero 400 in 2025. Logan would not lead the first lap, with Ken Pettit and John Tharp scurrying to the front early. Points-leader Ryan Heuser traversed from his 24th starting position to take the lead on lap-6, dominating the remainder of the stint. His torrid pace would drop Dong Sup Park, Donald Stewart, Geno Sphere and Ben Geer out of the draft.

"He's faster than the ol' Silver Ghost!" exclaimed Steven Spock in the booth, comparing Ryan's dominance with the 1907 Rolls-Royce V-12 dynamo. After fuel stops, John Battista became the Silver Ghost, passing cars faster than Rick Mast passes a hot dog through his esophagus. A morbid pit stop put the #39 Wendy's Chevrolet behind; relegated to leading the second pack while rapidly gaining on the leaders. Up front, Chauncey Redmond Jr., Jimmie Stevens, Alex Crapser, Zakk Miller, Bink Lucas and Adam Crapser each took turns leading the 15-car lead-group.

Points leaders Ryan Heuser and Markell Murphy pushed Battista back to the front! By the halfway mark, the #39 took the advantage; earning the Halfway Slab while leading the field to the second round of fuel stops on lap-100. He, Bink Lucas, and the Race-2-Win teammates Ken Pettit and Tony Pizzaro exited their service on top, aiming to dominate the remaining distance. By lap-110, Tony Gunk, Timothy McDonnell, Craig Lee, Cristian Torres, Dong Sup Park, Donald Stewart, Ben Geer, Rob Scarberry, Steve Inkman, Dalton Lucas, Rod Weston, Michael Henson, Geno Sphere, Dave Miller and David Butterworth each fell down a lap.

A debris caution with 52-to-go! The fuel mileage strategy is thrown into the firepit, leaving 29 cars with equal opportunity for valor and glory! The green flag waved with Ken Pettit atop the heap, battling a myriad of lapped traffic with young-guns Bink Lucas and Chauncey Redmond Jr. ready to assault the "Marley Man" Chevrolet. John Battista would pass them all with 41-to-go, with Zakk Miller and Molemar Diggs in a conga-line surpassing the vast congestion.

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Qualifying Results

43 haulers survived the trip from Sonoma! Michael Henson's Kenworth broke down in Modesto, hoping to track down Ernie Irvan while his team replaced the crankshaft. Sadly, Ernie was 2,600 miles away, feeding hay to his horses and mules in his Florida farmstead. Since we're at Daytona, maybe he can meet him now! Or maybe not. The hauler developed a gas leak near Amarillo, remaining there until a proper "Midas mechanic" can fix the issue. The #144 Black N' Decker Chevrolet was towed "hitch and ball" style with Michael inside, waving to enthralled Extravaganza fans on Interstate 40. Then, disaster struck. The hitch broke, leaving Michael off course towards the Hickson Lake Swamp! He slammed on the brakes just in time. "I wish they were this good at Sonoma!" exclaimed Michael, still fumigating over his 33rd-place finish.

Logan Sheets Career Statistics

Tony Pizzaro's body was coagulated into a different shape after his crash at Sonoma! Contact with Dong Sup Park sent him into the tire barriers, suffocating his innards like a foot suffocates an ant mound. Speaking of Mounds, race winner Logan Sheets became the official spokesperson for Almond Joy, running four Bonanza races in a half-red, half-blue scheme featuring both candy bars. The previous spokesperson Wicked Enos lit the bar on fire during his last commercial, dancing demonically until a "Willie Nelson lookalike" shot it. "There's the wrong way to eat a Mounds!" exclaimed the man. Will they make Logan do the same?

Friday, July 31st, 4:00 ET

Category: NORL AI Extravaganza | Views: 13 | Added by: TonyPizzaro | Date: 29-July-26

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The annual Sonoma softball game was a success! 5,000 fans crowded the bushes, watching their favorite Extravaganza stars dominate the diamond. Injured man Johnny Reed Foley was forced to sit out. "We used him for second base" said Chevrolet manager Dan Johnston. The Non-Chevrolet's won 15-9, with Matthew Dominique going 5 for 6 with a blast over the left field dog park.

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Race Recap

The summer heat devastates the grandstands! Empty beer cans melt into the metal, infusing Busch-blue and Heiniken-green into the seats. Pole-sitter Craig Lee beats Alex Crapser into turn-2! He would lead the first lap, with Adam Crapser, Michael Henson, Doug Spark and David Baldinger each finding the dust. Doug Sup Park spins off of turn-7, with Ziggy Moonglow hitting rocks from the off-track dirt, blowing a tire. 

Alex Crapser, Craig Lee, Johnny Reed Foley, Markell Murphy and Matthew Dominique occupied the top-5! The #3 AC-Delco Chevrolet passed Lee for the second spot through the esses. Three laps later, he was on Crapser's bumper! The #04 defiantly held the spot, able to out-gas Foley off the corners with his Lucas Racing horsepower. Crapser would finally pit on lap-38, anticipating a caution-free race with three equal stints. Foley stayed out, hoping for less fuel on the final stop.

The strategy race came to a halt! Debris on the frontstretch brought out the caution. It was a can! Somebody threw a Gumout can on the track! Reportedly, a fan overheard a guy yelling prior to the caution. "Gumout is a fuel additive? It thought it was adhesive remover!" The fan then proceeded to heave the can over the pit wall, directly in front of Dan Johnston's All-State Chevrolet.

Points leader Markell Murphy and Rod Weston tangle entering turn-1! The second caution flag flies, with John Tharp leading the field for the lap-44 restart. Zakk Miller, Tony Gunk, William Perry and Logan Sheets followed him through, occupying the top-5 as the former leaders were mired mid-pack and worse. Craig Lee and Alex Crapser were relegated outside the top-25, with Johnny Reed Foley and Markell Murphy both suffering blown tires, dropping towards rear of the field.

A morbid crash on lap-58! Tony Pizzaro and Dong Sup Park get together entering the hairpin, sending the #66 Reese’s Cup Petizione Chevrolet into the outside barrier. Both cars collide a second time, each pointed towards the pit wall tire wall. Park catapulted off the pit-side of the tires, continuing with a damaged front-end; limping to 35th. Pizzaro hit the wall head on, fortunate to strike at 68 miles-per-hour after ample time to slow. He would finish dead-last with contusions. A fronstretch crash on the restart flips Timothy McDonnell! Ken Joynt, Ben Geer, Scott Jackson, Matthew Dominique and Adam Crapser were each involved in the accident, with the #22, #29 and #25 out of action.

The green flag waves! John Tharp maintains his advantage, earning the Halfway Bacon Bonus with a 1.5-second advantage over Zakk Miller. By lap-60, he and the “Bepis Man” gapped the rest of the field by 10+ seconds, hoping to dominate the remaining distance. It was not to be. Another debris caution re-bunched the field, with William Perry, Zach Michael, Donald Stewart, Logan Sheets, John Battista, Molemar Diggs, Jeremy Hebel, Alan Nesfeder and Alex Crapser staying out. No driver could make on fuel from here.

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*The annual Sonoma pre-race "techno-explosion" circa 1998

Qualifying Results

King Joe Dawkins is on the hot seat! A second top-5 at Gateway puts he and driver John Tharp back in the Championship hunt. Better yet, they arrive at their best facility! The #14 PHR Racing "Zig-Zag" organization has dominated Sonoma in recent years, winning the 2024 event with an average finish of 8.43 since 2019. "This is a good time to get fired. I live right down the street!" exclaimed Joe, who's "Hemet Hideaway" is a dismal 493 miles from the track. With their current 8th-place starting spot, his "pepperoni and beer" retirement may have to wait.

Ryan Heuser, Markell Murphy, Alex Crapser, John Battista and Zakk Miller have shown the way! Each driver enters Sonoma well ahead of the Chase cutoff, focusing purely on victory lane, while the rest mire themselves in stress and agony. "I've got more ulcers than hairs!" exclaimed Dave Miller, who shaved his head to defeat the Sonoma summer heat. He comes in 14th in points, failing to earn a top-5 since California in March. Dakota Wilkins also dropped out of the top-10, finishing 35th or worse five times in his last seven events. Both drivers are dismayed at the three road courses left on the regular season schedule, hoping to survive the trepidation with top-20 runs. Everyone from William Perry in 35th has a shot a Chase birth with nine races left!

Friday, July 17th, 4:00 ET

Category: NORL AI Extravaganza | Views: 22 | Added by: TonyPizzaro | Date: 15-July-26

From "Stan The Man" to "The Greatest Show on Turf", St. Louis has ruled the sports world. The inception of the St. Louis Brown Stockings in 1875 was a godsend after the tumultuous Camp Jackson Affair just fifteen year earlier. This team provided avenues for Lip Pike, Jumbo McGinnis, Tip O'Neil, Rogers Hornsby, Cool Papa Bell, Mule Suttles, Willie Wells, Dizzy Dean, Enos Slaughter, Ken Boyer, Bob Gibson and Ozzie Smith to thrive beyond the depths of comprehension. The racetrack across the river will continue their story tonight in the fifth annual Budweiser 300!

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The green flag waves! 200,000 screaming fans jump like amphibians, ready to "croak" their favorite driver to victory. Pole-sitter John Battista starts off with a bang, shooting to a one-second lead over the field. He, Chauncey Redmond Jr., Zakk Miller, Ryan Heuser and Craig Lee dominate the initial stages before a Trae Larkin and Tony Gunk crash brings out the yellow. Towards the rear, points leader Markell Murphy struggles to find pace, riding in the 40th position and in danger of dropping a lap.

Craig Lee beats Battista out of the pits! A 1-2 QSM punch at the front, hoping to pull ahead after the lap-53 restart. It was not to be. Battista and Zach Michael powered past Heuser, pressuring Lee for the following ten-lap stint. Lee would eventually pull ahead, with Battista dropping positions to Heuser, Ken Pettit and Chauncey Redmond Jr.  in a four-car cavalcade at the front. During the caution flag, third-in-points Alex Crapser smashed Donald Stewart on the pit road, putting his 19-race top-half finishing streak on the line.

A blown tire from Alan Nesfeder drops him down a lap. William Perry would suffer the same fate, jumbling up the field before Rick Jackson and Adam Crapser collide in turn-1. Both catapulted off the outside wall, able to continue with distressed automobiles. Jackson would limp to 41st-place before his engine finally gave out, dropping to 23rd in points. Crapser dropped to 27th, 341 points behind the Chase cutline. Up front, Craig Lee continued to lead the field.

Ryan Heuser gets turned! The newly acclaimed points leader spins battling for the 5th position after contact with Logan Sheets. Amazingly, the car hit softly on the driver-side, with only a minor toe-out issue to bare for the remainder of the event. He would fall back with points counterpart Markell Murphy, with Alex Crapser already losing a lap. With the top-3 in the standings suffering issues, it's time for John Battista and Zakk Miller to shine!

Craig Lee, Tony Pizzaro and Zach Michael were the class of the field! With 100-to-go, they gapped a four-second advantage over Chauncey Redmond Jr., navigating the facility to extreme perfection. Pizzaro took lead from the Lee with 75-to-go, hoping to dismount from a devastating 63-race winless streak. A debris caution with 56-to-go halted the progress of the top-3 cars, with Logan Sheets, Adam Crapser, Tony Gunk, Michael Henson and Ken Pettit dropping a lap after their fuel-save strategy went down the tubes.

The green flag waves! Craig Lee makes a bid on Pizzaro with 38-to-go, taking the top-spot with Bink Lucas, Chauncey Redmond Jr. and Zakk Miller entering the fray. A crash involving Dakota Wilkins and David Butterworth brought out the caution, dropping Wilkins outside the top-10 in points for the first time in 2026. A three-wide move through the middle saw Bink Lucas in "Desperado Mode", hoping to achieve glory for the first time this season. It was not to be. He would bump himself and Pizzaro into the turn-3 marbles, watching Craig Lee, Zakk Miller, Donald Stewart, Ryan Heuser, Matthew Dominique, Chauncey Redmond, John Battista and John Tharp fly by on the inside.

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Qualifying Results

Three drivers enter the fifth annual Budweiser 400 in a congested battle for regular season supremacy! Markell Murphy, Ryan Heuser and Alex Crapser each have a realistic shot of exiting Gateway with the points lead, hoping to continue their season-long dominance throughout the  often than rock bands earn their royalties (just ask American street performer Wild Man Fisher). Fortunately, top-20's have been Murphy and Crapsers' oyster in 2026, hoping to rebound from their morbid 23rd and 38th starting positions. For Heuser, it's the only active track he's failed to win, nearly pulling off the feat in 2024 before a late-race pass by the AC-Delco #3. With Foley still in severe agony, this may be his chance.

Points Standings (After 16 of 36 Events)

11. Timothy McDonnell: -40 (-1)
12. Ken Pettit: -65 (+4)
13. Bink Lucas: -69 (-1)
14. Dave Miller: -70
15.
Chauncey Redmond Jr.: -101
16.
Matthew Dominique: -147 (-3)
17. Matt Raboin: -177 (+4)
18. Johnny Reed Foley: -186
19.
Rick Jackson: -206 (-2)
20. Jeremy Hebel: -212

Friday, July 10th, 4:00 ET

Category: NORL AI Extravaganza | Views: 27 | Added by: TonyPizzaro | Date: 09-July-26

Qualifying Results

Tony Gunk's miracle victory in 2025 gave hope to all! Another rags-to-riches story could be in the cards, with the #59 Kelpo Dodge looking stronger than most in practice. Doug Spark earns his second-straight top-15 starting spot, with Geno Sphere hoping to dominate the early laps for a second-straight Budwesier 400. Pole-sitter John Battista understands how tough victory is for the low-budget teams. "We flipped in our first race in 2012." exclaimed Battista. "McDonald's gave us some cash after I won the "snack wrap" eating contest, so me and my friend Mumford bought a Ford and headed to Dover. By the end, the "M" on the hood looked more like a swastika." Hopefully today's "young guns" will fair better luck.

Points Standings (After 16 of 36 Events)

1. Markell Murphy: +590
2.
Ryan Heuser: +551
3.
Alex Crapser: +541
4.
John Battista: +401 (+1)
5. Zakk Miller: +377 (-1)
6. Zach Michael: +217
7.
Logan Sheets: +88
8.
Tony Pizzaro: +83 (+1)
9. Dakota Wilkins: +71 (-1)
10. Craig Lee: +40 (+1)

Friday, July 10th, 4:00 ET

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The seventh night-race of 2026! 43 cars sail into the dusk, hoping for balance in the frigid and frosty Old Dominion climate. A 20-degree drop from practice sparks worry in the Doug Spark camp, starting a career-best fourth in the #03 Overspeed Rennsport Volkswagen. "If we hold them off for a lap, we'll be satisfied." Points leaders Markell Murphy and Ryan Heuser start directly in front, hoping to continue their dominance in immaculate style! Heuser should have no trouble, winning everything including the infield "reaper chili" competition.

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Molemar Diggs earns the pole! His second in 2026, joining Ryan Heuser, Zakk Miller and Logan Sheets in the "two or more" club. Speaking of two, he would hold off the field for the first two laps, adding his season lap led total to thirteen; a positive omen for the junior-year contender! Points leaders Ryan Heuser and Markell Murphy passed through on the inside, with the #138 Quick-Silver Chevrolet leading his 13th event of the year. Murphy enters Richmond with a 35-point advantage over Heuser, already losing ten despite his second-place standing.

The #47 Red Bull Mustang would lose the runner-up spot to Adam Crapser on lap-24. Leader Heuser extended to a four-second advantage, ready to put Championship contenders Dakota Wilkins, Rick Jackson, Ziggy Moonglow and Timothy McDonnell down a lap. Moonglow, Jackson and Wilkins would fall to the "Rocket Man", with McDonnell's #22 CFM Motorsports Volkswagen saved by the yellow flag.

Three-wide action electrifies the grandstands! The crowd was stiff as cordwood last week at Pocono, watching the single-file promenade as Ryan Heuser sailed into the atmosphere. This week, Heuser remains dominant, with fifth-on-back in pandemonium! Doug Spark successfully defended the spot through lap-65, creating a bottleneck between sixth and the remaining field. Heuser, Adam Crapser, Alex Crapser and Markell Murphy occupied the top-4 positions.

Ben Geer goes for a spin! The "Twinkie Man" gets roughed up by Chauncey Redmond Jr.. Both cars smacked the outside wall, dropping from mid-pack to the tail of the lead lap. Geer would limp to 40th by the finish. Redmond regained his stride despite a dilapidated front end, finishing 15th. Up front, Ryan Heuser and Alex Crapser pulled to a two-second advantage by the lap-100 mark. By lap-130, Matthew Dominique caught and passed both of them, taking his first lead of the night.

Leader Matthew Dominique overheats! Debris on the grill forces an early stop on lap-191, losing three laps after building a four-second advantage on the field. He would finish 41st, leading a season high 63-laps on a disappointing night. Points leader Markell Murphy inherits the top-spot, leading his fifth-straight event! Just two laps later, Tony Pizzaro's "Fenway Frank" #12 took the advantage, stealing the Halfway Bacon Bonus. He would lead the field through lap-250.

The #12 Boston Red Sox Fusion hasn't won since Watkins Glen in 2024! Pizzaro, Ryan Heuser and John Battista pulled to a three-second advantage, lapping title contedner Timothy McDonnell and second-race-man David Rattler in the process. Ten laps later, Heuser made his move. A clean pass on the frontsrtetch; going for his fourth win in his last five tries! John Battista would spoil the plan, taking the advantage with 113-to-go. Teammate Alex Crapser and a charging Matt Raboin closed in on the trio.

The caution flag flies! Tony Pizzaro, Adam Crapser, Doug Spark, Jeremy Hebel, John Tharp and Zach Michael get trapped a lap down. Matt Raboin comes out ahead of the pace car, keeping his lap. In fact he inherits the lead! The remaining lead lap cars would pit, dropping John Battista, Alex Crapser, Markell Murphy, Ryan ... Read more »

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