Big D: Already clinched playoff spot! Need a win and a Cook loss to win the Grand American Division, and clinch the #1 seed! If not, they will clinch the #5 seed.
Let Him Cook: Already clinched playoff spot! Need a win or Big D loss to win the Grand American Division, and clinch the #1 seed! If not, they will clinch the #5 seed.
St Louis Furry Trash: Need to win, Flamethrowers to lose, and outscore Flamethrowers by 15 points to win the Convertible Division! They cannot win a wild card spot.
Nevada St. Penitentiary: Needs a win, a War Eagles loss, a Manson loss, a King Salmon loss, a Bandits loss and a Furry Trash win to force a six-way head-to-head record tie at 7-7. Then they need to outscore the War Eagles by 57 points, outscore the Manson by 18.9, outscore the Bandits by 3.6, and outscore the Furry Trash by 38.6 to clinch a wild card spot!
Sacramento King Salmon: Need to win, Rams to lose and outscore Rams by 44.6 points to win the Winston West Division! If Rams win, the King Salmon need to win with a Manson loss, combined with a Bandits loss or War Eagles win to clinch a wild card spot!
Lake Elsinore Rams: Need to win or King Salmon to lose. If they lose and King Salmon win, they can't be outscored by more than 44.5 points to win the Winston West Division! They cannot win a wild card. A loss would be a win for the Bandits, giving them the tiebreaker in every head-to-head scenario vs. possible 8-6 teams for the wild card (Rams lost to War Eagles and Manson earlier in the year). If they win and the Drunks lose, they will clinch a Bye!
Brookfield Bandits: A win will almost certainly clinch them a wild card spot! Unless.... the Drunks win, War Eagles win, Manson lose, and King Salmon lose, forcing an even head-to-head record with the War Eagles at 8-6. In this scenario, they will need to outscore the War Eagles by 53.5 points to clinch a wild card spot! They are the only 7-6 team that could lose and still clinch, undefeated against every other team that could go 7-7. If they do lose, they need the War Eagles, Manson, and King Salmon to also lose to clinch a wild card spot!
Boston Flamethrowers: Need to win. If they lose, they need Furry Trash to lose. If they lose and Furry Trash win, they can't be outscored by Furry Trash by more than 14.9 points to win the Convertible Division! If they don't win the Division, they cannot clinch a wild card spot. They will clinch a Bye Week if they win and Drunks and Rams lose, and War Eagles or Manson combine a 1-1 record. If War Eagles win in this scenario, Flamethrowers need to outscore them by 3.5 points. If Manson win in this scenario, Flamethrowers cannot be outscored by them by more than 34.7 points to clinch a Bye Week!
Maryland Manson: Need to win, Drunks to lose, outscore the Drunks by 17 points, War Eagles to lose, or War Eagles to win and outscore them by 38.2 points to win the SuperTrucks Division! If Drunks win, they need to win, King Salmon to win and Bandits to lose. If King Salmon lose in this scenario, they need Bandits to lose, War Eagles to lose or outscore War Eagles by 38.2 points to clinch a wild card spot! If War Eagles win, Drunks lose, and Drunks don't outscore War Eagles by 21.2 points, they need to win, Bandits to lose, and outscore Drunks by 17 points to clinch a wild card spot!
Wagener War Eagles: Need to win, Drunks to lose, not get outscored by Drunks by more than 21.2 points, and Manson to lose to win the SuperTrucks Division! If Manson win in this scenario, they can't get outscored by them by more than 38.1 points to win the SuperTrucks Division! If they win and the Drunks win, they need the Manson and King Salmon to lose, and not get outscored by the Bandits by more than 53.4 points to clinch a wild card! If they win, the Drunks win, and Manson win, they need the Bandits and King Salmon to lose, and not get outscored by the Manson by more than 38.1 points to clinch a wild card! If they win, Drunks lose, and Manson win, with the Manson outscoring them by 38.2 points, and the Manson outscoring the Drunks by 17 points, they need the Bandits and King Salmon to lose, and not get outscored by the Drunks by more than 21.2 points to clinch a wild card spot!
Denver Drunks: Needs a win to win the SuperTrucks Division and clinch a first round Bye! If they lose, they need the War Eagles and Manson to lose. If the War Eagles win in this scenario, they need to outscore the War Eagles by 21.3 points. If the Manson win in this scenario, they can't be outscored by the Manson by more than 16.9 points to win the SuperTrucks Division! If Drunks lose and still clinch the SuperTrucks Division and the Rams lose, they will still clinch a Bye! If they lose, War Eagles win, and Manson win, with the Manson not outscoring the War Eagles by more than 38.1 points, they need the Bandits to lose, and not get outscored by the Manson by more than 16.9 points to clinch a wild card spot! If they lose, War Eagles win, and Manson win, with the Manson outscoring them by 17 points, and the Manson outscoring the War Eagles by 38.2 points, they need the Bandits and King Salmon to lose, and not outscored by the War Eagles by 21.3 points to clinch a wild card spot!