The track is sleek! The grass turns meek! Devastation and deluge overflow the surface, sending fans and officials under the nearest canopy's and awnings. Sadly, it was too little consolation, as water filled to the thighs and knee-caps of all! Thousands of high-IQ men climbed to the spotters stand, hoping to survive the devastation. If they don't get struck by lightning, or if the roof doesn't cave in, they will be good to go for next week!

Points Standings (After 31 of 36 Events)
1. Johnny Reed Foley: -
2. Tony Pizzaro: -99 (+1)
3. Rick Jackson: -107 (+1)
4. Zach Michael: -129 (-2)
5. Timothy McDonnell: -142
6. Ryan Heuser: -198 (+2)
7. Craig Lee: -218
8. Matt Raboin: -218 (-2)
9. Adam Crapser: -276 (+1)
10. Alex Crapser: -304 (-1)

Friday, October 31st, 4:00 ET