Complains about last week's broadcast were brought to the attention of all! "Steven Spock sounded like Lucifer" said Extravaganza Superfan Chuck Barone. Fortunately, his laryngitis has subsided, caused by singing "Happiness is a Warm Gun" in a local Beatles musical. Pit reporter Dale Rosendaul dropped his microphone into a cooler, electrocuting the Heiniken inside.

WILL FINISH ARTICLE AFTER SLEEP